webologypedia.comCSS Drop Down MenuPure CSS Dropdown Menu


Loose fat

Translate

Friday, 20 September 2013

Funny Quotes from a bored mind..

find x funny

    • In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids have to do, is to find username that isn't taken...
    • I would like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.Just kidding
    • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
    • Been there, done that, Cant remember most of it.Annoyed
    • This is undoubtedly a funny world where noses run and feet smell…
    • Humans are on top of the food chain, right? So…. why am I still a vege.... Thinking smile
    • The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
    • Who the hell is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?Steaming mad
    • Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.                                  Who pushed him? Surprised smile
    • Thinking of taking  up meditation - at least it's better than sitting doing nothing.
Liked this one? You might also like.. 10 cool things you can do with Google, Fun Facts 1,  

1 comment: